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10 Signs You Might Be a Long Haul Trucker

Updated: Sep 12, 2023


Do you find yourself constantly fantasizing about life on the open road, the hum of the engine lulling you into a trance, and the endless stretch of highway ahead? Well, my friend, you might just be a long haul truck driver in the making! Long haul truckers have a unique lifestyle filled with adventure, quirks, and, of course, the unmistakable aroma of diesel fuel. If you suspect you've caught the trucker bug, here are ten signs to confirm it:



1. You See the World Through Your Side Mirrors: While others may marvel at breathtaking sunsets, your best view of the world comes from those trusty side mirrors. Who needs tourist attractions when you have miles of highway to admire?




2. CB Lingo is Your Second Language: Your vocabulary includes words like "breaker one-nine," "smokey," and "10-4." You can hold entire conversations using just your CB radio and still be crystal clear to fellow truckers.





3. You're a Connoisseur of Truck Stop Cuisine: Forget fine dining; you appreciate the finer things in life, like the all-you-can-eat buffets at truck stops. You've sampled every variation of trucker's breakfast, from the "greasy spoon special" to "coffee strong enough to chew."




4. Your Favorite Radio Stations are All Out of Range: FM? AM? Those are for regular folks. You've discovered a mystical realm of trucker talk shows, country tunes, and conspiracy theories on your long-haul radio.






5. You've Napped in More Rest Stops Than Hotels: The art of napping is your superpower. You can sleep soundly in your cab with the engine rumbling, while most people need a luxury hotel room to doze off.



6. You've Collected More Souvenirs From Truck Stops Than Tourist Shops: Forget the clichéd magnets and postcards; your souvenir collection includes everything from mini-truck models to "World's Largest Frying Pan" keychains.




7. You Can Parallel Park a 53-Foot Trailer Like a Pro: Maneuvering a big rig through narrow spaces is your jam. You make parallel parking look like a breeze, leaving motorists in awe of your skills.





8. You're on a First-Name Basis with Every Weigh Station Attendant: "Oh, it's just Bob at the weigh station again." You've passed through those checkpoints so many times; they know you by name.






9. You've Mastered the Art of the One-Handed Snack Grab: Whether it's a bag of chips or a sandwich, you can effortlessly snag snacks from the passenger seat while maintaining a perfect 10 and 2 on the wheel.





10. Your Vehicle Is Your Best Friend: Your truck isn't just a mode of transportation; it's a trusted companion. You've named it, talked to it, and maybe even given it a pat on the dashboard after a long day's drive.




So there you have it—ten telltale signs that you might just be cut out for the long haul trucker life. If these quirks sound familiar, embrace your inner trucker and hit the road with pride. Just remember to keep that CB radio tuned in for some good old-fashioned trucker camaraderie. Keep on truckin'! 🚚🛣️


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